Holla, City of Squalor!

Mr. Chow

Korben Dallas: Leeloo... how do we open these stones?
Leeloo: Wind blows... Fire Burns... Water Falls...

The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat (expletive).

Costa

Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
[Start of Shakespeare's Sonnet LVI]
Patrick: Hey! Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something?

Mr. Walters

What makes you think you're stronger than the very momentum of history?

Erich Fellgiebel

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Riley Poole

Vicki St. Elmo: I'm a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.

Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It's really... awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...

Officer Slater

Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Lucy

Michael: These delusionals are your White Rastas. Uh, they're big Marley fans, they think they're black, semi-political, but mostly...
Cameron: Smoke a lot of weed?

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