Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.

Ferris Bueller

Ron Weasley: I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter: Alright. Fine. You're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley: [pauses] No. Can you introduce me?

Right lads, now, I know there's not a faint heart among you, and I know you're as anxious as I am to get into close action. But we must bring them right up beside us before we spring this trap. That will test our nerve, and discipline will count just as much as courage. The Acheron is a tough nut to crack... more than twice our guns, more than twice our numbers, and they will sell their lives dearly. Topmen, your handling of the sheets to be lubberly and un-navy like. Until the signal calls, you're to spill the wind from our sails, this will bring us almost to a complete stop. Gun crews, you must run out and tie down in double quick time. With the rear wheels removed, you've gained elevation. and without recoil, there'll be no chance for re-load, so gun captains, that gives you one shot from the lardboard battery... one shot only. You'll fire for her mainmast. Much will depend on your accuracy... however... even crippled, she will still be dangerous, like a wounded beast. Captain Howard and the marines will sweep their weather deck with swivel gun and musket fire from the tops. They'll try and even the odds for us before we board. They mean to take us as a prize!

Capt. Jack Aubrey

Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Randy Daytona: You killed him...
Feng: Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?

Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.

Mike

I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.

Saul

It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.

Andrew Largeman

Pat: How old are you?
Tiffany: Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.

[chanting] Free to pee! Free to pee! Free to pee!

Leslie Burke, May Belle Aarons, Little Kids

I like to see your face. Gives me some clue what you might be thinking.

Christian Grey

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

Beanie

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