I don't think there's gonna be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.


[after Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop]
Murphy: Kind of liberating, isn't it?
Rocco: You know, it is a bit.

Randy Daytona: You killed him...
Feng: Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?

[to his team] This is it! This is our destiny!

Francois Pienaar

Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes.


One thing is true of all governments - their most reliable records are tax records.


British Soldier in No Man's Land: You speak English good.
German Soldier in No Man's Land: I speak English well!

Edward Cullen: Alright, I'm going to take her on a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice Cullen: Well, I'll see you soon.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Esme Cullen: I think that went well.
Esme Cullen: To Rosalie. Clean this up! Now!

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Riley Poole

Don't be jealous, Andy. He's nothing like you.

Edie Sedgwick

Deagol: Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol!
Smeagol: Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.

Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know.
Uncle Rico: You... you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window.

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