Llewelyn Moss: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
Carson Wells: Mmm, no, you don't understand. He'd kill you just for... inconveniencing him.

C-3PO: Excuse me sir, but might I inquire as to what's going on?
Han Solo: Why not?
C-3PO: Impossible man.

Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes.

Bruce

Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know.
Uncle Rico: You... you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window.

Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Lucy

Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.

Will Munny

At my signal, unleash hell.

Maximus

You bastards, why are you torturing me like this? Why?

Ash

You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

Frank

Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.

Tony Montana: Look at that guy. What's he got that I don't got?
Manny: Well, he's very handsome for one thing...

Michael: These delusionals are your White Rastas. Uh, they're big Marley fans, they think they're black, semi-political, but mostly...
Cameron: Smoke a lot of weed?

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