Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP.

Mrs. Smails

I got no spit.

Hooper

When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

Barry the Baptist

Catch you on the flip side, motherf****er!

Annie

Michael Bolton: You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
Tom Smykowski: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars.

Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!

Happy Gilmore

There are aspects of my personality that I can't control. And when I lose control, it's very dangerous to be around me.

Bruce Banner

Cal Hockley: You're a good liar.
Jack: Almost as good as you.

Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

I have so much love to give, I just don't know where to put it.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an incredible rack.
Phil Wenneck: [to himself] I should have been a fucking cop.

Tony Stark: My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
Christine Everheart: That's a great line, coming from a guy selling the sticks.
Tony Stark: My father helped defeat Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero.
Christine Everheart: And a lot of people would also call that war-profiteering.

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