I promised that I would never go back to being that person but when somebody does something unspeakable, you do something about it, cause you can.

Robert McCall

[practicing speech] Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.

Luca Brasi

She was beautiful. God I loved her. I just didn't know how to show it, that's all. I killed her, Red. I didn't pull the trigger, but I pushed her away. And that's why she died, because of me.

Andy Dufresne

Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.


Anakin Skywalker: The Separatists have been taken care of, my master.
The Emperor: It is finished then. You have restored peace and justice to the galaxy.

Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.
Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Miracle Max

Your face smells like peppermint!

Aaron Samuels

You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

Simon Bishop

I fucked her brains out... for eleven seconds.

Jordan Belfort

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