Your face smells like peppermint!

Aaron Samuels

You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

Simon Bishop

It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.


Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an incredible rack.
Phil Wenneck: [to himself] I should have been a fucking cop.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Fare warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that do you Mad Eye?... just trying to diffuse the tension.

[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.

Dave Novotny

Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Mon Mothma

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.

Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.


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