[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?


[licking window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

College Kid

Peter Parker: [voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

People anguish for years with partners who are clearly from another planet. We want so much to believe that we've found our other. It takes courage to recognize the real as opposed to the convenient.

Barbara Covett

Edward Dalton: Is this place safe?
Elvis: Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

John Dillinger: [nodding at money on a table] That's your money, mister?
Bank Teller: [nervously] Yes.
John Dillinger: We're here for the bank's money, not yours. Put it away.

Hannibal Lecter: Now tell me inspector: you lost family in the war?
Inspector Popil: Yes.
Hannibal Lecter: Did you catch who did it?
Inspector Popil: No.
Hannibal Lecter: Then we are both suspects. I could say you were fishing with me if you like.

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump

Tell you what. The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

Jack Twist

God damn mescaline. Why the fuck can't they make it a little less pure?

Dr. Gonzo

We are the shadow, the smoke in your eyes, the ghosts that hide in the night.

Barney Ross

[to Martha] You know I want to give you everything you want. But I can't. It's broken.

Young Noah

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