It's no joke, pal. People die in fairy tales all the time.

Max Baer

You can't stop what's coming.


So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville

Farva: What's this?
Rabbit: A chamois cloth.
Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.

Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik. Man, what happened to you?
Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Petey Jones: That ain't funny!

Teddy Cullinane: [broadcasting] I've never seen Crash so angry. And frankly, sports fans, he used a word that's a no-no with umpires.
Millie: [Annie turns off radio] Crash must've called the guy a cocksucker.
Annie: Mmmmm. How romantic.

Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.


There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?


I'm a soldier, not a monster. Though I sometimes work for monsters.


Lucy: Why are men bald?
Sam: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.

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