It's no joke, pal. People die in fairy tales all the time.Max Baer
You can't stop what's coming.Ellis
So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?The Mayor of Who-ville
Farva: What's this?
Rabbit: A chamois cloth.
Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.
Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik. Man, what happened to you?
Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Petey Jones: That ain't funny!
Teddy Cullinane: [broadcasting] I've never seen Crash so angry. And frankly, sports fans, he used a word that's a no-no with umpires.
Millie: [Annie turns off radio] Crash must've called the guy a cocksucker.
Annie: Mmmmm. How romantic.
Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.Hermione
There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?Ace
I'm a soldier, not a monster. Though I sometimes work for monsters.Simon
Lucy: Why are men bald?
Sam: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.