Master Vampire: What is it that you are seeking?
Vlad Tepes: I want the power to destroy my enemies and save my family.

I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.

God

My mother committed these murders during an exorcism.

Isabella Rossi

Senators. Dellow feligates...

Jar Jar Binks

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel.

Captain Miller

That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

Lando Calrissian

[to Evan] I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table.

Eugene

Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.

Wallace Wells

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Hermione

Han Solo: Well, look at you, a General!
Lando Calrissian: Someone must have told them all about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.
Han Solo: Well, don't look at me, pal. I just said you were a fair pilot. I didn't know they were looking for somebody to lead this crazy attack.

Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I figured I better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser: There was one?

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