Employee: One Heffer with cheese.
Scarface: You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!
I fucked her brains out... for eleven seconds.Jordan Belfort
Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.
[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.Dave Novotny
Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself?
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
Bobby Boucher: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.
Dean Pritchard: Listen, Chang.
Megan Huang: It's Huang.
Dean Pritchard: Whatever.
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.Wayne Campbell
Kenny Fisher: Those shoes!
Kenny Fisher: Do they serve an orthopedic function?
Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.Steven Tyler
Ed Rooney: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.Bobby Ray