[Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison] Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.Dave Harken
Monsieur, release him. This man has spoken true. I commend you for your duty, now God's blessing go with you. But remember this, my brother. See in this some higher plan. You must use this precious silver to become an honest man. By the witness of the martyrs, by the passion and the blood, God has brought you out of darkness. I have bought your soul for God.Bishop
Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Lacey Underall: [to Danny] Nice try.
Is it like a thousand degrees here or is it just me? It's me.Carter Duryea
May Belle Aarons: Hey, look! I got some Twinkies!
Jesse Aarons: I'd be quiet about those Twinkies, May Belle.
May Belle Aarons: You're just jealous cause I got some and you didn't.
Jesse Aarons: Whatever. Just don't come running to me when you lose them.
May Belle Aarons: I'm gonna eat em, not lose em.
Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?Doc
Oh, now I see what you're saying. It had to be Professor Plum in the Library with the candlestick.Kaffee
Hey, bub, I'm not finished with you yet.Wolverine
Ben: What’s up little man.
Basketball Kid: What’s up little man?
Ben: What you about 3’10″, 3’11″?
Basketball Kid: Yeah but you know what I’m gonna do, grow! What you gonna do, stretch?
Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.
Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.Longshanks
Harry Potter: You didn't exactly bring Slughorn back to simply teach potions, did you sir?
Albus Dumbledore: No I did not. I want you to get his true memory. Without it we leave the fate of our world to chance.