So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville

James Carter: What are they gonna do to us Li?
Lee: First they will torture us for 3 days.
James Carter: Ok,I can take that.
Lee: Then they will cut off our egg roles.
James Carter: Cut off our egg roles... Aww hell no we gotta get outta here

Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Medicine Man

Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik. Man, what happened to you?
Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Petey Jones: That ain't funny!

Anastasia Steele: You said you don’t do romance.
Christian Grey: I don’t.
Anastasia Steele: Mhmm

Randal Graves: Becky, you've given guys blowjobs, right?
Becky: I haven't even put my purse down yet.
Randal Graves: That's a yes.

Diego: Does it come with balloons?
Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!

Marius: In my life, there is someone who touches my life. Waiting near...
Éponine: Waiting here...

Cameron: Well, you don't know. She could, uh, she could need a day to cool off.
[they all duck as a soccer ball flies past them]
Patrick: Maybe two.

You are a monster sometimes.

Anne

I think I'm going to sit this one out, boys.

Eames

Well if anyone would know you were pulling your hips out early it'd be Annie.

Larry

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