Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Ugh! Human females are so repulsive.

Lursa

Virgil Earp: What the hell kinda town is this?
Morgan Earp: Nice scenery.
Doc Holliday: Well, an enchanted moment.
Josephine Marcus: Interesting little scene. I wonder who that tall drink of water is.
Mr. Fabian: My dear, you've set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette... eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey.
Josephine Marcus: I want one.
Mr. Fabian: Happy hunting.

Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.

Ennis Del Mar

Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.

Calvin Candie

I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel.

Captain Miller

That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

Lando Calrissian

Nick Fury: Looks like you're giving the orders now, Captain.
Steve Rogers: Damn right!

Alex Fletcher: [singing] Sleeping with a clown above my bed...
[spoken]
Alex Fletcher: "Clown" is not right
Sophie Fisher: That's "cloud." Why would you put a clown in your bed?
Alex Fletcher: It would not be the first time.

Farva: What's this?
Rabbit: A chamois cloth.
Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.

Capt. Jack Aubrey: Well, Stephen... the bird's flightless?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Yes.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: It's not going anywhere.

[impersonating the dead butler's voice] My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?

Lazlo Soot

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