The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.
Virginia: Hey! What's going on?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Potasso.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine.
What if you meet the love of your life, are you supposed to let them pass you by?Mary
The whole world's going to hell, you gonna just sit there?Logan
I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!Cedric
Ben Gates: It's invisible.
Abigail Chase: Oh! Right.
Riley Poole: And that's where we lost the Department of Homeland Security.
You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.Bobby Ray
Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.Odin
I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.The Joker
Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.
I am the president of the United States of America, clothed in immense power! You will procure me those votes!Abraham Lincoln