David: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you.
Sofía: It's a problem.
David: I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry.

Capt. Ramsey: Mr. Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulder. We're all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean. They come down from our Commander in Chief. They contain no ambiguity.
Hunter: Captain...
Capt. Ramsey: Mr. Hunter. I've made a decision. I'm Captain of this boat. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.

Wallace Wells

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.... mmm... they're so perky, I love that.

Miracle Max

There are aspects of my personality that I can't control. And when I lose control, it's very dangerous to be around me.

Bruce Banner

[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Al Czervik

You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.


The Joker: [to Rachel] A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.

Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP.

Mrs. Smails

Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

Slinky Dog

Come on, Sam. Doctor Manny's got the medicine for your face.

'Baby' Brent

Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
Billy Madison: Lady, you're scaring us.

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