Bingo! Right in the blowhole!

Mr. Wong

Diego: Does it come with balloons?
Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!

James Carter: [singing] Don't stop till you get enough!
Lee: Carter?
James Carter: Cha-mon!
Lee: Carter!
James Carter: Cha-mon, Lee!
James Carter: [sings] I'll be right back! I'll be right back!

Stu Price: Fuck!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.

Hey Trish! I'm gonna find your Aaliyah looking ass!

Maurice

Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.
[tears into his toast in an animalistic manner]

Mr. Fox

I am gonna send you to a deep, dark place and I am gonna have fun doing it!

Eddie Dane

Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

I put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these cocksuckers to slip through.

Paul Smecker

I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute.

Red

I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

The Joker

Bella: Jake, don't go.
Jacob: I know how this ends and I'm not gonna stick around to watch.

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