Hey, bub, I'm not finished with you yet.

Wolverine

You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.

Hermione

[in the Watergate hotel; on phone with security] Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights, they keep me awake.

Forrest Gump

I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute.

Red

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Suze: Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.

Virginia: Hey! What's going on?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.

Anastasia Steele: You said you don’t do romance.
Christian Grey: I don’t.
Anastasia Steele: Mhmm

Sally Albright: But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally Albright: No, I want the pie, but then not heated.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Potasso.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine.

King Henry VIII: [to Anne] And what would you know of great men?
Anne Boleyn: I'd know one, if he were before me.
King Henry VIII: Do you see one here?
Anne Boleyn: [walks about the hall, surveying the men] Looking, my lord.
Anne Boleyn: [stops in front of the King and smiles] Ah, found one.

Johnny Blaze: [as Ghost Rider] You're pissing me off.
Helicopter Pilot: Sorry!

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