Jeremy Grey: I'm getting married.
John Beckwith: Get out!
[points at the door]
Jeremy Grey: But you just said you were happy...
John Beckwith: I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-myself books.
Jeremy Grey: You said the book wasn't yours.
John Beckwith: Don't worry about the book. It's not mine. But I glanced at it.
Jeremy Grey: John...
John Beckwith: Kindly leave!
Jeremy Grey: But...
John Beckwith: Kindly leave!

Harry: I can't believe it.
Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.
Lloyd: Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!


Tigers love pepper.

Alan Garner

You have to consider the idea that I might be better for her than you are?

Jacob Black

You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

Elizabeth Swann

Lt. Aldo Raine: I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me right now.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazi's to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.

Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years.


Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.

Samantha Jones

[in letter to Red] Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

Andy Dufresne

This is why we're here, because this little gray rock sells for twenty million a kilo.


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