Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.

Otho

Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
Billy Madison: Lady, you're scaring us.

[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.

Dave Novotny

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Obi-Wan: He will learn patience.
Yoda: Much anger in him... like his father.
Obi-Wan: Was I any different when you taught me?

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

Miles

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Patrick Bateman

Colonel Isaac Johnson: I won. You lost. Get used to the idea, son.
Bob Lee Swagger: I'm not your son.

I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

The Joker

Wolfgang von Wolfhaus: It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve.
[all cheer]
Gunter: Is that the title we all agreed on? I kind of like Operation Stein Grab.
Rolf: Or what about Brauheist 2006?
Gunter: Oh, that's a good one.
Rolf: Ja, It's kind of spunky.
Gunter: Ja, Its fun

My motto is, 'if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket.

Lou Bloom

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Joel Goodson

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