Favorite Quotes
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
I am the president of the United States of America, clothed in immense power! You will procure me those votes!
Abraham Lincoln
Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.
Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.
Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
Otho
[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.
Dave Novotny
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?
Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Jake: SCMODS?
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Obi-Wan: He will learn patience.
Yoda: Much anger in him... like his father.
Obi-Wan: Was I any different when you taught me?
Colonel Isaac Johnson: I won. You lost. Get used to the idea, son.
Bob Lee Swagger: I'm not your son.
I'm a soldier, not a monster. Though I sometimes work for monsters.
Simon
My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?
Joel Goodson
