Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

I am the president of the United States of America, clothed in immense power! You will procure me those votes!

Abraham Lincoln

Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.

Otho

[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.

Dave Novotny

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Jake: SCMODS?
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.

Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Obi-Wan: He will learn patience.
Yoda: Much anger in him... like his father.
Obi-Wan: Was I any different when you taught me?

Colonel Isaac Johnson: I won. You lost. Get used to the idea, son.
Bob Lee Swagger: I'm not your son.

I'm a soldier, not a monster. Though I sometimes work for monsters.

Simon

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Joel Goodson

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