J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
Derek Zoolander: Yes they do!
J.P. Prewitt: No they don't.
Derek Zoolander: Okay!

Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Mr. Walters

Becca Crane: Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?
Jacob: [Holds up employment contract] My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.

In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.

Buddy Kane

Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!

Well, this is great. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads... in a spiritual sense, of course.

Dr Ray Stantz

Chum: Humans. Think they own everything.
Anchor: Probably American.

Mr. Morgan: [after reading Shakespearean sonnet] Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet.
[Kat raises her hand in the background]
Mr. Morgan: Yes, Miss "I Have An Opinion About Everything"?

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Cher

They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.

Norman Osborn

My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.

Chazz

Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.

Bob Lee Swagger

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