[to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.

Gollum

Cruel Leonidas demanded that you stand. I require only that you kneel.

Xerxes

Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!

Costa

Dana Barrett: [reading from the printout] "Zuul was the minion of Gozer." What's Gozer?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
Dana Barrett: Well, what's he doing in my ice box?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm working on that.

Alan Garner: Hey what's that on your arm?
Stu Price: Oh my God - Phil, you were in the hospital last night.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I guess I was.
Alan Garner: Are you okay?

Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Thank you.
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty?
Cady: Oh... I don't know

Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority over us. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavaiable to anyone apart from him. Shite. Let's face it. She can shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole lot of us.

Sick Boy

V: What was done to me was monstrous.
Evey Hammond: Then, they created a monster.

Fight for honor, fight for your children, fight for your future, fight for immortality!

Theseus

It was beautiful magic. Wondrous to behold.

Horace Slughorn

Sam: This looks strangely familiar.
Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

Gandalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.
Sam: You don't mean that. You can't leave.

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