Archie: You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen... in my entire life.
Wanda: Get me my drink.

Bob Lee Swagger: I got a plan, but I think I'm going to need your help.
Sarah Fenn: Ok. I'll do it.
Bob Lee Swagger: I haven't even told you what it is yet.
Sarah Fenn: I know.

Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell shark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

Mayor Vaughn

Harry: This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without a date! Well... Us and Neville.
Harry: Yeah, but then again he can take himself.
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: Oh! Now I'm really depressed.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Ha ha! Drivin' drunk. Classic.

Alan Garner

Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog


I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.


Lillian: This is Dougie's sister Megan.
Megan: You must be Annie's fella?
Annie: I'm not - he's not - I'm not with him.
Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

Like Pearl Harbor... never again!

Don Ready

Miss Brant: Welcome to the Daily Bugle.
Peter Parker: Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.
Miss Brant: Yes, I can see that.

Not you, fat Jesus.

Officer Franklin

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