Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!John Smith
Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.
I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.Mike
You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.Coach Bud Kilmer
Something draws near. I can feel it.Legolas
Cal Hockley: God, not those finger paintings again. They certainly were a waste of money.
Rose: The difference between Cal's taste in art and mine is that I have some. They're fascinating. It's like being inside a dream or something. There's truth but no logic.
Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dogWendell
Capt. Ramsey: Yeah, horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fence posts, but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head, but they do know all the boys wanna fuck 'em.
Ha ha! Drivin' drunk. Classic.Alan Garner
Archie: You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen... in my entire life.
Wanda: Get me my drink.
Harry: This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without a date! Well... Us and Neville.
Harry: Yeah, but then again he can take himself.
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: Oh! Now I'm really depressed.
Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.