Miss Brant: Welcome to the Daily Bugle.
Peter Parker: Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.
Miss Brant: Yes, I can see that.

Employer: Did I say you could sit?
Carson Wells: No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.

Curse you, tiny toilet!

Vector

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

Sarah Fenn: What are you going to do?
Bob Lee Swagger: Exercise my right to bear arms.

Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: If we don't go after that treasure, it's going to haunt us for the rest of our lives and you know it. You really think I'd lie about something liek this?
Tess Finnegan: Why not? You're liar.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: This is such an inappropriate time to dwell on that!

Lillian: This is Dougie's sister Megan.
Megan: You must be Annie's fella?
Annie: I'm not - he's not - I'm not with him.
Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

Like Pearl Harbor... never again!

Don Ready

The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'

Nick Naylor

Today's my cat's birthday.

Red

[scolding Billy in the hallway] Making fun of a kid for trying to read! Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Veronica Vaughn

Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

Harry Doyle

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