Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dogWendell
Not you, fat Jesus.Officer Franklin
You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.Coach Bud Kilmer
Harry: This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without a date! Well... Us and Neville.
Harry: Yeah, but then again he can take himself.
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: Oh! Now I'm really depressed.
Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse...
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.
Will: You wanna call me "Daddy" while I fuck you, huh?
Aileen: I'll try. Why? You like to fuck your kids?
Like Pearl Harbor... never again!Don Ready
Today's my cat's birthday.Red
Maroni's Mistress: It's too loud in here, we can't hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
Jack: Don't do it!
Rose: Stay back! Don't come any closer!
Jack: Come on, just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over.
Rose: No, stay where you are! I mean it! I'll let go!
Jack: No, you won't.
Rose: What do you mean, "No I won't"? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do, you don't know me!
Jack: Well, you would've done it already.
Rose: You're distracting me! Go away!
Jack: I can't. I'm involved now. If you let go, I'm gonna have to jump in there after you.
Rose: Don't be absurd. You'd be killed! The fall alone would kill you.
Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.
Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.Terrence