We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.


Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.


You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Coach Bud Kilmer

Will: You wanna call me "Daddy" while I fuck you, huh?
Aileen: I'll try. Why? You like to fuck your kids?

Thorny: All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?
Rabbit: [Indicating that he still has an erection] I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!

I vow to love you and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love.


Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous!

Martin Gary

Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.

Nurse: Only kin's allowed in here.
Bertier: Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother.

Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.

Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

Walt Kowalski

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