Sam: This looks strangely familiar.
Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

Gandalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.
Sam: You don't mean that. You can't leave.

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority over us. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavaiable to anyone apart from him. Shite. Let's face it. She can shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole lot of us.

Sick Boy

Fight for honor, fight for your children, fight for your future, fight for immortality!

Theseus

Does anyone see what's wrong with this picture? Where's my cigarette?

Dr. Grace Augustine

V: What was done to me was monstrous.
Evey Hammond: Then, they created a monster.

Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Thank you.
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty?
Cady: Oh... I don't know

[when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Eleanor Skipple

Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: He's drunk.

Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.

Terrence

Sonny: How's Paulie?
Clemenza: Oh, Paulie... won't see him no more.

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