Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven.

I'm your brother... from another mother.

Henry Brands

I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.


Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

Anakin Skywalker: Ray shields.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.
Anakin Skywalker: Apparently not.

Frank Lopez: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

Mmmm... tastes good!

The Hammer

Luke: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
The Emperor: So be it... Jedi.

Princess Leia: They let us go. It was the only reason for the ease of our escape.
Han Solo: Easy? You call that easy?
Princess Leia: They're tracking us.
Han Solo: Not this ship, sister.
Princess Leia: Well, at least the information in R2 is still intact.
Han Solo: What's so important? What's he carrying?

Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.


We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

The Shoveller

Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.

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