Favorite Quotes
Lillian: This is Dougie's sister Megan.
Megan: You must be Annie's fella?
Annie: I'm not - he's not - I'm not with him.
Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.
Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.
Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Mia
We are card counters at the blackjack table. And we're gonna turn the odds on the casino.
Billy Beane
Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog
Wendell
Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
Billy Bob
Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!
William
This low gravity'll make you soft. When you get soft... Pandora'll shit you out dead with zero warning.
Col. Quaritch
Weave a circle round him thrice / And close your eyes with holy dread / For he on honey-dew hath fed / And drunk the milk of Paradise.
Doc Holliday
