The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'Nick Naylor
Thorny: All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?
Rabbit: [Indicating that he still has an erection] I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!
Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.
Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dogWendell
Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.
We are card counters at the blackjack table. And we're gonna turn the odds on the casino.Billy Beane
Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?Billy Bob
Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!William
This low gravity'll make you soft. When you get soft... Pandora'll shit you out dead with zero warning.Col. Quaritch
Weave a circle round him thrice / And close your eyes with holy dread / For he on honey-dew hath fed / And drunk the milk of Paradise.Doc Holliday