Phil Wenneck: The best little chapel... Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Dr. Valsh: Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!

William Wallace: Why do you help me?
Princess Isabelle: Because of the way you are looking at me now.

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold.

Princess Leia

Of course time is just a counting system... numbers with meanings attached to them.

Walter Sparrow

We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

The Shoveller

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

I really thought that was going to explode.

Schmidt

Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal, it always ends like this.

That's for calling me crap you fatty!

Felicity Shagwell

This is a... fuck!

Samir

Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

Religion is darkness.

Santosh Patel

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