[narrating] Finally, Girl World was at peace. And if any freshmen tried to disturb that peace, well, let's just say we knew how to take care of it... Just kidding.


Gill: Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.
Nemo: Can you help me?
Gill: No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.
Deb: Ah, Gil...
Gill: I just want to see him do it, Okay? Keep calm. Alternate wriggling your fins and your tail.
Nemo: I can't. I have a bad fin.
Gill: Never stopped me.

Norman Osborn: I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now.
Peter Parker: I have a father, his name was Ben Parker.

Frank Lopez: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

I really thought that was going to explode.


This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.


I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!

Walter Sobchak

Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
David Levinson: I was part of something special.

We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

The Shoveller

Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
[hits Klitz]
Kelly: This fucker right here.

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Chuck Sherman

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