Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!

[watching news report about the toxin] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.

Alma Moore

This is beyond anything I have imagined.

Albus Dumbledore

I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!

Bruce

Voldemort has choosen Draco Malfoy for a mission.

Remus Lupin

If a guy treats you like he doesn't give a sh*t, it's because he doesn't give a shit.

Alex

Mary Jane: Who are you?
Spider-Man: You know who I am.
Mary Jane: I do?
Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee."
So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

Will

Olive: Mom? Dad?
Richard: [1/2 asleep] What is it?
Olive: Grandpa won't wake up.

He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.

Debbie

Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
David Levinson: I was part of something special.

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