Lt. Aldo Raine: So you're "The Jew Hunter."
Col. Hans Landa: [giddy] That's a bingo!

Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.

Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
[pause]
Will Turner: I love you.

Christian Grey: I’m incapable of leaving you alone.
Anastasia Steele: Then don’t.

Ricky Bobby: What has France ever given America, huh?
Jean Girrard: We invented democracy, existentialism , and the Ménage à trois.
Cal Naughton Jr: Those are three pretty good things, Ricky. Especially that last one

I'm back, bitches!

Roman

[watching The Bourne Identity] Y'know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he's rocking the shit in this one!

David

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
Russell Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that.

Ronan: You're mortal! How...?
Peter Quill: You said it yourself - we're the Guardians of the Galaxy... Bitch!

I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

Alice

Woman in Elevator: Oh, how cute! What's his name?
Phil Wenneck: Ben.
Alan Garner: Carlos.

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