Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.

Louis Dainard: "I saw it. No one believes me!"
Joe Lamb: "I believe you."

You're my exception.


Mmmm... tastes good!

The Hammer

Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal, it always ends like this.

Troy Bolton: ...I promise.
Gabriella Montez: Promise is a really big word, Troy.

Religion is darkness.

Santosh Patel

Frank Lopez: Elvira! Baby! Where've you been? It's 10:00 honey I'm starving!
Elvira: You're always hungry, you should try starving.

This is beyond anything I have imagined.

Albus Dumbledore

[giving an interview] Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time on the sand than David Hasselhoff.

Shooter McGavin

Jason Bourne: You move, you die.
Conklin: Bourne.
Jason Bourne: Gun down.

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