I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!Walter Sobchak
Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.William H. Bonney
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.Cher
Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.Penny
Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
David Levinson: I was part of something special.
Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
Kelly: This fucker right here.
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.Chuck Sherman
Jack Twist: I wish I knew how to quit you.
Ennis Del Mar: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the fuck off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Jack.
Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.
Louis Dainard: "I saw it. No one believes me!"
Joe Lamb: "I believe you."
My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional and back...Nash