Daredevil: Wait. It wasn't me. It was a hit man named Bullseye. I didn't kill your father.
Elektra: Liar.

I really thought that was going to explode.

Schmidt

Bruce: How do you make so many people love you without affecting Free Will?
God: [snorts] Heh, welcome to my world, son. If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Chuck Sherman

Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal, it always ends like this.

You're my exception.

Alex

That's for calling me crap you fatty!

Felicity Shagwell

We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

The Shoveller

Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks!
Regina: That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.

Is it better to be feared or respected? And I'd say is it too much to ask for both?

Tony Stark

Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray! It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.

I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

Emily

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