Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I... I... I just...
Captain Ramius: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Aye, Captain.

Religion is darkness.

Santosh Patel

Troy Bolton: ...I promise.
Gabriella Montez: Promise is a really big word, Troy.

William Wallace: Why do you help me?
Princess Isabelle: Because of the way you are looking at me now.

Car Jacking Girl: Stop... stop moving or I will shoot you.
Frank Martin: Don't you have homework to do?
[walks into her gun]
Frank Martin: Why don't you go and do it.
Car Jacking Girl: OK! I'm sorry!
[runs away]

I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!

Bruce

Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.

Olive: Mom? Dad?
Richard: [1/2 asleep] What is it?
Olive: Grandpa won't wake up.

Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven.

He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.

Debbie

Count Dooku: Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
Count Dooku: I've been looking forward to this.
Anakin Skywalker: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.

Shifu

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