I'm your brother... from another mother.

Henry Brands

My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional and back...

Nash

Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

Mary Jane: Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry.
Harry Osborn: You heard?
Mary Jane: Everyone heard that creep.
Harry Osborn: That creep is my father, all right! If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!

We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

Mr. Ping

We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

The Shoveller

I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!

Walter Sobchak

Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

Luke: We must go! I have to save you.
Anakin: You already have.

[watching news report about the toxin] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.

Alma Moore

I really thought that was going to explode.

Schmidt

Gives me the goosebumps!

Col. Quaritch

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