Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."

Craig Jones: [points across the street to Mrs. Parker] Look, look, she's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!
Pastor Clever: [running across the street] Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker!

Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!


I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin!


Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves!

Obi-Wan has taught you well.

Darth Vader

Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.

While we're young.

Al Czervik

Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

Lou Brown

You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.


Out here, people kill each other as a way of life. It's always been like that.

Danny Archer

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