[to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Fat Bastard

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Bob Lee Swagger: Suppose I was looking for man who could make a 2200 yard cold bore shot, who's alive that could do that?
Mr. Rate: Seems I heard about a shot like that being made not too long ago, said the guy's name was Bob Lee Swagger. Never met him my end, so I wouldn't know.
Bob Lee Swagger: Ya, they said that alright.
Mr. Rate: They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.

Out here, people kill each other as a way of life. It's always been like that.

Danny Archer

Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing.


[quoting from Melville's Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!


One last ride.

Dominic Toretto

Deception is brutal.


Nick Memphis: I didn't know you had a woman.
Bob Lee Swagger: Neither did I... until they took her.

Westley: You've done nothing but sword-play?
Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been 20 years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?


Who wants to have a pillow fight?

Michael Newman

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