Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."
Craig Jones: [points across the street to Mrs. Parker] Look, look, she's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!
Pastor Clever: [running across the street] Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker!
Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!Doc
I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.Mr. Furious
I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin!John
Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves!
Obi-Wan has taught you well.Darth Vader
Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.
While we're young.Al Czervik
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olÃ©" bullshit!Lou Brown
You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.Merlin
Out here, people kill each other as a way of life. It's always been like that.Danny Archer