Deception is brutal.


You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".

Mr. Furious

Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.

Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves!

Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Mr. Furious

Simon: Back then, everybody had a name. I was Simple Simon.
Robyn: Kids, kids are mean.
Simon: Kids are honest.

Austin: [a guard falls into the lava] What a... burn? [laughs]
That sort of thing could get a man... fired? [laughs] I think he was... hot... for... you? [laughs]
Felicity Shagwell: That's enough.
Austin: Yeah.

It is not often someone comes along that's a true friend and good writer. Charlotte was both.


Your highness, this is a battle I do not think we can win.

Captain Panaka

Beca: We're going to kick your ass.
Kommissar: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
Pieter: She actually speaks eight languages but loser is not one of them.

Bianca: Can't you just find some blind, deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date?
Kat Stratford: I'm sorry. Looks like you'll just have to miss out on the witty repartee of Joey "eat me" Donner.

He's so little!


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