Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*?

Judge Smails

Sammy Jankis: What the fuck?
Doctor: It's a test, Sammy.
Sammy Jankis: Test this, you fucking quack!

Arley: I got to take a shower.
Trevor McKenney: What?
Arley: I smell horrible.
Trevor McKenney: No you don't! You smell like a rose or something.
Arley: Are you sure?
Trevor McKenney: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!

Annie Wilkes

Mr. Vargas: Are you in my class?
Jeff Spicoli: I am today.

Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.

Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves!

Deception is brutal.


You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".

Mr. Furious

See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.

The Bowler

I hate Mondays.


Well, Dude, we just don't know.


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