We cannot be missing from our children's lives. They are ours to protect.

Reverend Shaw Moore

Thomas Andrews: The pumps will buy you time, but minutes only. From this moment on, no matter what we do, Titanic will founder.
Ismay: But this ship can't sink!
Thomas Andrews: She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she will. It is a mathematical certainty.

Obi-Wan has taught you well.

Darth Vader

Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

Beca: We're going to kick your ass.
Kommissar: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
Pieter: She actually speaks eight languages but loser is not one of them.

Deception is brutal.

Dan

Hobson: Arthur, get in the car.
Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do.
Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother.
Hobson: Bitterman, open the door.
Arthur: Bitterman close that door.

Today, five people will become one, with the goal of surviving.

Jigsaw

Kirby: Your packet has tickets in it, and there's your badge number.
Richard: Okay.
Kirby: Is there anything else?
Richard: Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home around here?

Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us...

Droz

Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and-
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point is you're supposed to work out what you
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter" !? What the fuck does that mean?

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