Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: Who's Charlie Walser. Oh! Well, I, a true story? I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.

Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.

Dewey Finn

Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!

I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin!

John

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Mr. Furious

Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

What would you do with a brain if you had one?

Dorothy

I was never in the peace corps.

Jane Smith

Out here, people kill each other as a way of life. It's always been like that.

Danny Archer

Food always comes to those who love to cook.

Gusteau

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