I want you ready and waiting in my playroom in 15 minutes.

Christian Grey

Lower my voice.

Matt Gadman

[As Susan tries to seduce Arthur is pulled upside down by magnets on his bed]
Arthur: My bed is made of magnets.
Susan: Get me out of here!
Arthur: At least something in this room is attracted to you.

Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*?

Judge Smails

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Frank: Good night Dwayne.
Dwayne: [scribbles on notepad] Don't kill yourself tonight.
Frank: Not on your watch Dwayne. I wouldn't do that to you.
Dwayne: [on notepad] Welcome to hell.
Frank: Thanks Dwayne. Coming from you that means a lot.

My name is Kobayashi. I work for Keyser Soze.


Sammy Jankis: What the fuck?
Doctor: It's a test, Sammy.
Sammy Jankis: Test this, you fucking quack!

Arley: I got to take a shower.
Trevor McKenney: What?
Arley: I smell horrible.
Trevor McKenney: No you don't! You smell like a rose or something.
Arley: Are you sure?
Trevor McKenney: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

Make for the sewers! Get underground! Leave her to me, Don't wait around! You wait, my girl! You'll rue this night! I'll make you scream! You'll scream all right!


Coach Norman Dale: What's on your mind?
Everett Flatch: Well, coach... what you're doin' with my dad. I'm not seein' it. I mean, he's a drunk... he'll do somethin' stupid...
Coach Norman Dale: When's the last time anyone gave your father a chance?
Everett Flatch: He don't deserve a chance!

Ed Tom Bell: It starts when you begin to overlook bad manners.
Ed Tom Bell: Anytime you quit hearin' 'sir' and 'ma'am' the end is pretty much in sight.

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