I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

Beca: We're going to kick your ass.
Kommissar: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
Pieter: She actually speaks eight languages but loser is not one of them.

One last ride.

Dominic Toretto

The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!

Sally

Gabrilla Montez: [about singing previously] Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too.
Troy Bolton: Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed.

Deception is brutal.

Dan

Frank: Did you know that "a la mode", in French, translates literally to "in the fashion"? A la moooode... It comes from the latin word modus to do or proper measure.
Richard: Frank shut up.

Who wants to have a pillow fight?

Michael Newman

Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up!

Salim

Hobson: Arthur, get in the car.
Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do.
Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother.
Hobson: Bitterman, open the door.
Arthur: Bitterman close that door.

Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.

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