Tess Finnegan: [together with Finn in an underground room] Don't even think about it.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: What?
Tess Finnegan: Don't what me. You know what.
I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!Sam Witwicky
[after electrocuting Marko] You either give me what I need or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill.Bryan
Ryan: Wow an Einstinette. So why do you think she is interested in our musical?
Sharpay: I'm not sure that she is... But we needn't concern ourselves with amatures. But... there is no harm in making certain that Gabriella is welcome to school activities that are... well, appropriate for her. After all... she loves pi.
Coach Norman Dale: What's on your mind?
Everett Flatch: Well, coach... what you're doin' with my dad. I'm not seein' it. I mean, he's a drunk... he'll do somethin' stupid...
Coach Norman Dale: When's the last time anyone gave your father a chance?
Everett Flatch: He don't deserve a chance!
I've come to collect a head.Hannibal Lecter
Arley: I got to take a shower.
Trevor McKenney: What?
Arley: I smell horrible.
Trevor McKenney: No you don't! You smell like a rose or something.
Arley: Are you sure?
Trevor McKenney: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing.Longshanks
Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us...Droz
Lucille: If just one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you.
The Shoveller: That's fair.
Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Q: I'm your new quartermaster.
James Bond: You must be joking.