Leo: Hey, you... you know who I am, right?
Leo: Okay, good.
Paige: You're my doctor.
Grace: Oh, Ed. You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.
[after electrocuting Marko] You either give me what I need or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill.Bryan
Nick Memphis: I didn't know you had a woman.
Bob Lee Swagger: Neither did I... until they took her.
Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.
Every time you get hit, feels like I'm getting' hit too.Mae Braddock
I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin!John
Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.
Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Miles Logan: Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
Carlson: You just said you have a cat in your pants.
Red: [after having his necklace snatched by Deebo] Hey, man, why didn't y'all help me!
Smokey: [slouching in his chair] Man, I'm high.
Red: Man, that's fucked up. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.
Craig Jones: What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?
Red: [pause, thinks about it] Oh, that was different.