Westley: You've done nothing but sword-play?
Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been 20 years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Jean Valjean: Look down, look down, don't look them in the eye.
Chain Gang: Look down, look down, you're here until you die.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?Chuck
There is a lady all in white, holds me and sings a lullaby, she's nice to hear and she's soft to touch, she says "Cosette, I love you very much."Young Cosette
[quoting from Melville's Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!Khan
Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.
[As Susan tries to seduce Arthur is pulled upside down by magnets on his bed]
Arthur: My bed is made of magnets.
Susan: Get me out of here!
Arthur: At least something in this room is attracted to you.
Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.
Ed Tom Bell: It starts when you begin to overlook bad manners.
Ed Tom Bell: Anytime you quit hearin' 'sir' and 'ma'am' the end is pretty much in sight.
Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.
Red: [after having his necklace snatched by Deebo] Hey, man, why didn't y'all help me!
Smokey: [slouching in his chair] Man, I'm high.
Red: Man, that's fucked up. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.
Craig Jones: What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?
Red: [pause, thinks about it] Oh, that was different.