Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Mr. Furious

I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!

Sam Witwicky

[to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Fat Bastard

Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?

Regina

Capt. Jack Aubrey: To wives and sweethearts.
Officers: To wives and sweethearts.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: May they never meet!

Lucille: If just one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you.
The Shoveller: That's fair.

My name is Kobayashi. I work for Keyser Soze.

Kobayashi

Craig Jones: [points across the street to Mrs. Parker] Look, look, she's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!
Pastor Clever: [running across the street] Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker!

Bob Lee Swagger: Suppose I was looking for man who could make a 2200 yard cold bore shot, who's alive that could do that?
Mr. Rate: Seems I heard about a shot like that being made not too long ago, said the guy's name was Bob Lee Swagger. Never met him my end, so I wouldn't know.
Bob Lee Swagger: Ya, they said that alright.
Mr. Rate: They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.

Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, it's the smell of $40,000 a year.

Today, five people will become one, with the goal of surviving.

Jigsaw

Westley: Why can't I move? Why am I up against this wall?
Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day!

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