Tony Blair: Let's keep in touch.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Let's.

Big Ju: There's too much male bonding in here.
Bertier: Enough!
Big Ju: What is going on here?
Bertier: He kissed me!

You want me to fly? I think I left my cape at home.


That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

Mr. Potato Head

The Blue Raja: Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What *will* the bridge club say?
Blue Raja's mother: You need more forks?

Aaron Green: If the party sucked, just say it. You don't have to lie.
Matty: You missed an awesome party.

Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Arthur: Oh.

He's an angry elf!


After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

Mr. Furious

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?


When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

The Sphinx

Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday.
Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

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