This is the second time he's done this to me. There will not be a third.

Capt. Jack Aubrey

Theodore Faron: She's pregnant!
Luke: Yeah, it's a miracle, innit?

Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'

Danny Butterman

Sam: There are dead things! Dead faces in the water.
Gollum: All dead... all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes... yes, that is their name.

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.


Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?

Gust Avrakotos

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

John Milton

Tony Blair: Let's keep in touch.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Let's.

I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

Allison Reynolds

You do realize that he hasn't stopped looking at you.

Kate Kavanagh

Big Ju: There's too much male bonding in here.
Bertier: Enough!
Big Ju: What is going on here?
Bertier: He kissed me!

Boy, the superintendent's gonna be pissed!


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