Virginia: I thought we were just going to be friends.
Happy Gilmore: What? Friends don't listen to Endless Love in the dark.
Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college.
Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air.
Gandalf: It's Saruman!
Aragorn: He's trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
PadmÃ©: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
PadmÃ©: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
PadmÃ©: But it's probably true.
It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!Bud Kilmer
Kurt: Your boss is incredibly hot.
Dale: Don't talk about how hot she is.
Kurt: She makes herself a little snack. A popsicle. A banana. And finally, a hot dog. And eating them in that weird order thats not a proper meal.
Nick: It's cold to hot.
I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!Borat
[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.Elliot
God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.Bruce
Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.
You've got a bloody cheek!M
Happy Gilmore: I'd like to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal."
Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right," Happy.
Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Bob Barker: It happens. Let's play some golf.
Happy Gilmore: Okay.