I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.


James Carter: Hey Lee! What are you doing?
Lee: ...Dancing
James Carter: Dancing! Man, im up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some Bimbo... Does she have a friend?

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!

Darth Vader

Aaron Green: If the party sucked, just say it. You don't have to lie.
Matty: You missed an awesome party.

Sam Flynn: Who are you?
[the stranger's helmet opens to reveal Clu's face]
Sam Flynn: Dad.
[Clu steps up to Sam]
Clu: I'm not your father, Sam. But, I'm very very happy to see you.

I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.


Max: I need you to teach him to box.
Charlie: Are you kidding me?!
Max: You know this fight game inside and out. He needs your moves, your commands.
Charlie: I can't, I can't!
Max: Yes, you can.

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

The Shoveller

When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!


Governor Tarkin: [refering to Leia] She lied. She lied to us.
Darth Vader: I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.
Governor Tarkin: Terminate her. Immediately.

After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

Mr. Furious

Good relations with the Wookies, I have.


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