I have a dream - that white people and black people... And Chinese people can gamble together with the same amount of chips.

James Carter

Princess Leia: What is it?
Luke: Ask me again some time.

Let's be honest, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Tony Stark

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Ronny Cammareri

Hermione Granger: So what was it like?
[speaking about Harry's kiss]
Harry Potter: Kind of wet.
Hermione Granger: Well, she has been crying a lot lately...
Ron Weasley: Well, you'd think a bit of snogging would make her happy

Use the Force, Luke.


Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.

Hello, I'm Baymax, your healthcare companion.


Isn't that what all you girls from Ole Miss major in - professional husband hunting?

Stuart Whitworth

Carry out the deed.

Bellatrix Lestrange

Claire Cleary: Are you OK?
John Beckwith: Yeah, I'm just swinging the jib for your dad, starboard.
Claire Cleary: But starboard's *this* way.
John Beckwith: That's right. What am I thinking? I'm used to sailing down under with the kiwis so everything's backwards and the toilets when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.

Dr. Peter Venkman: To our first costumer.
Dr Ray Stantz: To our *first* and *only* costumer.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm gonna need to draw some petty cash. I should take her out to dinner. We don't wanna lose her.
Dr Ray Stantz: Uhhh... this magnificent feast here represents the *last* of the petty cash.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Slow down. Chew your food.

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