Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more!

Patricia: Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike: I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia: Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Diane: [to Patricia and Angela] Did he just say he made her drive?
Angela: I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.

Bianca: You suck!
Kat Stratford: [Mocking Bianca] You suck!

He's not who you think he is Jake!

Winnie Gekko

Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen Flight Attendant: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
Annie: You are a flight attendant.

This is no (expletive) bueno.

Chris Farraday

The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!


Coach Ken Carter: You shooting the ball, what's your name?
Jason Lyle: Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir.
Coach Ken Carter: Oh, well are you a madam?

I was just totally clueless!

Cher Horowitz

He won!

Mae Braddock
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Sharpay: Toodles.
Troy Bolton: Toodles.

Whatever you say, Big Poppa.

Lil Kim

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