Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?Gust Avrakotos
This is our time.Ren
Mini-me, you complete me.Dr. Evil
Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
James Carter: Hey Lee! What are you doing?
James Carter: Dancing! Man, im up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some Bimbo... Does she have a friend?
I have a dream - that white people and black people... And Chinese people can gamble together with the same amount of chips.James Carter
Big Ju: There's too much male bonding in here.
Big Ju: What is going on here?
Bertier: He kissed me!
Bailey: So, uh, who told you?
Tibby: Uh, told me what?
Bailey: You found out, didn't you?
Tibby: We still have time for one more interview...
Bailey: It's called leukemia... and yeah, I would like to come with you, but are you just asking because you feel sorry for me?
Tibby: I don't know... maybe.
Princess Leia: What is it?
Luke: Ask me again some time.
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.Navin Johnson
Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green: Brunette.
Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.
Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, wouldn't we be eating strawberry Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak?