H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

Evelle

Kirk: Are you afraid or aren't you?
Spock: I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
Kirk: Then why don't you stop me?

Dr. Peter Venkman: How's the grid holding up?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Not good.
Winston Zeddemore: Tell him about the Twinkie.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What about the Twinkie?

Professor: Mr. Cobb has a job offer. He would like to discuss it with you.
Ariadne: What? Kind of Work Placement?
Cobb: Not exactly!

[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

The Bowler

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey

Captain Typho: My Lady, let me come with you.
Padmé: There is no danger. The fighting is over, and... this is personal.
Captain Typho: As you wish, My Lady... but I strongly disagree.
Padmé: I'll be all right, Captain. This is something I must do myself. Besides, Threepio will look after me.
C-3PO: Oh, dear.

Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?

You blew up my car. I loved that car.
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Dr. John Cawley

Go get your Destiny.

Sergio Roma

My brother was the big egg, I was the little egg.

Cody Maverick

All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

Aunt Mitzi

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